the-elusive-ollie:

screwballninja:

a-creative-spark-set-afire:

screwballninja:

the-elusive-ollie replied to your post: Hey, how is Regina related to Rumple? …

Regina is Snow’s stepmother which makes her both Henry’s adopted mother and his step great grandmother? Would that make her Rumple’s…step…sister in law?

If Regina’s Henry’s step-GREAT-grandmother that would make her Rumple’s step-MOTHER-in-law, no?

Which means Zelena would be Rumple’s half-step-aunt-in-law? This show hurts my head.

An In law is only something by marriage. Neither Regina nor her relatives are married to anyone in Rumpel’s family. Rumpel and none of his relatives are married to anyone in Snow’s family. 

Rumpel is Regina’s adopted son’s biological grandfather. And he is Regina’s step great grandson’s biological grandfather.

Okay, so Regina would be Rumple’s grandson’s adopted mother, which would make Zelena Rumple’s grandson’s adopted half-aunt. Doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, but I suppose this is the only technically accurate explanation.

Unless anyone can go through Snow’s lineage and get something different?

Wait, okay.

Regina is Snow’s stepmother which would make Zelena Snow’s half-step aunt and Charming’s half-step aunt-in-law. So she’s Emma’s half-step great aunt and Henry’s half-step great great aunt.

On the Stiltskin side of the family, Neal is Henry’s biological father but he and Emma never married so I guess the in-law relation is out. If he and Emma were married Zelena would be Neal’s half-step great aunt-in-law but as it is I guess that makes her his half-step great aunt through relationship with Emma? oh goodness this is confusing

would that make Zelena Rumple’s half step aunt based on Emma’s relationship with Neal?? I’ve lost track at this point

Let me recap, then. Through Henry alone:

  • Regina is Rumple’s grandson’s adopted mother
  • Zelena is Rumple’s grandson’s adopted half-aunt

Through Regina’s relationship as Snow’s step-mother:

  • Regina is Rumple’s grandson’s step-great-grandmother
  • Zelena is Rumple’s grandson’s half-step-great-great-aunt

Is there any way to link these ladies directly to Rumple, though?

a-creative-spark-set-afire:

screwballninja:

the-elusive-ollie replied to your post: Hey, how is Regina related to Rumple? …

Regina is Snow’s stepmother which makes her both Henry’s adopted mother and his step great grandmother? Would that make her Rumple’s…step…sister in law?

If Regina’s Henry’s step-GREAT-grandmother that would make her Rumple’s step-MOTHER-in-law, no?

Which means Zelena would be Rumple’s half-step-aunt-in-law? This show hurts my head.

An In law is only something by marriage. Neither Regina nor her relatives are married to anyone in Rumpel’s family. Rumpel and none of his relatives are married to anyone in Snow’s family. 

Rumpel is Regina’s adopted son’s biological grandfather. And he is Regina’s step great grandson’s biological grandfather.

Okay, so Regina would be Rumple’s grandson’s adopted mother, which would make Zelena Rumple’s grandson’s adopted half-aunt. Doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, but I suppose this is the only technically accurate explanation.

Unless anyone can go through Snow’s lineage and get something different?

tilennyforever:

screwballninja:

the-elusive-ollie replied to your post: Hey, how is Regina related to Rumple? …

Regina is Snow’s stepmother which makes her both Henry’s adopted mother and his step great grandmother? Would that make her Rumple’s…step…sister in law?

If Regina’s Henry’s step-GREAT-grandmother that would make her Rumple’s step-MOTHER-in-law, no?

Which means Zelena would be Rumple’s half-step-aunt-in-law? This show hurts my head.

If she was his step-mother-in-law it would mean his wife had a step-mother, wouldn’t it?

I don’t know, I’m asking you! This is like ‘who’s on first’ with genealogy :-P.

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the-elusive-ollie replied to your post: Hey, how is Regina related to Rumple? …

Regina is Snow’s stepmother which makes her both Henry’s adopted mother and his step great grandmother? Would that make her Rumple’s…step…sister in law?

If Regina’s Henry’s step-GREAT-grandmother that would make her Rumple’s step-MOTHER-in-law, no?

Which means Zelena would be Rumple’s half-step-aunt-in-law? This show hurts my head.

Hey, how is Regina related to Rumple? He’s Henry’s grandfather and she’s Henry’s adopted mother, so would that make her Rumple’s daughter-in-law? Daughter once removed? Help!

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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princessqueer:

theblackpoolmenace-senpai:

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke

one might even call it

avocado’s number

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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In which Charming can’t enjoy his refreshments:

enchanteddiana:

3x05: Charming, if you drink this water you can never leave Neverland.

3x14: Charming, go ahead, drink your tea. *evil laughter* Have fun hallucinating.

3x18: Charming, don’t drink it! It’s poison to open the vortex!

DO YOU WANT HIM TO DEHYDRATE?!

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Why I Was Fascinated by “Bleeding Through”

What’s green and kick-started a three-generational blood-feud between the Mills and Leopold bloodlines?

This chick!

Or: in which Regina tries a heart-to-heart, Rumple tries to pull a fast one, and Sigmund Freud has a FIELD DAY.

Zees Frauleins iz nuts!

Read on for more shocking revelations!

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rumpelstltskin:

zelena keeping the dagger in her boots tho

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forzaouat:

midstorm:

HE DOES YOU WITCH.

My thoughts exactly.

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rumplestiltskin:

When you cast your spells, are there any specific hand gestures that they make you do? (x)

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